We don't care. Finally!

I can't tell you how pleased I am at the sign that the doings of British royals no longer distract our attention. Britain's SkyNews reports that some 81% of Americans are "not remotely interested" in the current visit by the Prince of Wales and his new wife. Hell, I didn't even know they were here until I learned that most people didn't care.

But the painful thing is that I know it will only last until one of them dies, or until one of them is caught topless on some Mediterranean beach.

Tags: Royal, Media